Garlic Gooch

What happens when an Italian chick doesn't wash her hands before masturbating after making pasta sauce all day

"Ey, I was about to give-a yo sister a tongue-a bashing, but-a she has-a the Garlic Gooch"

by GaryTheHairyScaryMan December 02, 2017

Garlic Bread Slut

A slut who loves garlic bread.

Corinna can't stop eating garlic bread, she's a garlic bread slut.

by bigballermax February 27, 2024

Garlic pressing

Pooping in the shower and smashing it down the drain with your foot.

Garlic pressing - I had to go so bad that I garlic pressed that shit.

by Bdubbs281 July 04, 2018

Garlic knotting

When two men align themselves in such a way that they both can penetrate each other buttholes with their wieners. Performing the act of love.

Travis and Charlie tried garlic knotting for the first time Saturday night and loved it!

by Chestergreenburg December 08, 2020

Garlic Double Steak Burger

Literally the greatest fast food invention known to man. A juicy fat friendly god amplified specimen of meat slapped on a bun.

I was hungry, so I decided to go to Steak n Shake and get a Garlic Double Steak Burger, with extra fries.

by Phil "Hot Dog" Kessel June 13, 2019

Garlic and butter boy

Garlic and Butter Boy was the lead singer of the popular boy band "Garlic & Butter Boys". He stared in songs like "Garlic and Butter Love", and "Garlic and Butter Boyz" he also was known for acting freaky around The Kildovian Federation and Hemidaia-Kon

I love those garlic and butter boys

by The Real Garlic guy October 19, 2024

Joanna Garlic

Very Interesting Person. Bad at Maths and a very emotional person. They are 5'7 and a half and sometimes if you annoy them they get very mad. Overall they are a mental person but sometimes AND i mean SOMETIMES they are funny. and they r gay 2.

hey look is Joanna garlic

by hello_54321 November 21, 2023