Buridan's Friendzone

The stage of a friendzone where you cannot tell with all of your head if (s)he wants to be your boy/girlfriend or if you are their best friend forever. This goes on forever

It comes from the phrase "Buridan's ass which is a donkey that cannot decide between two equal things that are equal distances and the donkey cannot choose and therefore dies of hunger.

Dude I am in Buridan's Friendzone. Can you tell if she likes me or not?

Guys that are very bad at reading girls are often in Buridan's Friendzone

by dogroastias December 2, 2016

Friendzone reacharound

When you awkwardly side hug your friend outside McDonald's whilst people stare

I gave her the friendzone reacharound

by Fnishwhish April 24, 2022

Friendzone

Someone who meets a girl on snapchat for two days and falls in love only to be put in this spectrum of the relationship dynamic. Usually followed by ghosting, Juice WRLD, and friends seeing her at a bar.

Yo that guy was totally friendzoned when he allegedly kissed her and ended up being just a friend.

by Lukey(Hoodie) August 28, 2021

FriendZone

The aptly names FriendZone is a place in girls hearts where she puts people, mostly close friends ranging of any age, sexuality, or gender Identity, she does not plan on pursuing as a relationship partner because you two are to close. If you believe you have been friendzoned unfairly why not go sit in the corner and think about your life such as:

Personality

and/or have been diagnosed with Nice Guy Syndrome

I'm in the FriendZone but that's okay because I appreciate your friendship.

by Screaming Cactus May 31, 2018

Friendzone

Some obscure place where you are sent when nobody loves you back. Full of spiders and dangers. Not cool at all.

Dan: Karen, I love u
Karen: Sorry Dan, I dont love you back (sad face) But we can be frie-
((Then an interdimensional door opens))
Dan: (falling into the dark) Oh well, it seems like I'm falling into the friendzone

by Idontknowyoudontknownobodyknow May 2, 2020

friendzone

1. verb
To friendzone, to be friendzoned.
The act of saying you only want to be friends to someone who wants to take it further than friends: for example dating or marrying.

"Help, my friend Julia just friendzoned me"
"Personal problem"
2. noun
A "friend zone". The words friend and zone stuck together. A friend circle, family of friends.
Similar: fam, family, circle, zone

"Help, my friend Julia just friendzoned me"
"Personal problem"

by boopboopbap November 26, 2022

Friendzone

I'd much rather get thousands of hugs from him that kiss him/her.

He was friendzoned by Maria

by SpartanWolf September 9, 2022