Ducking Floods

To constantly wear pants that are highwaters. Meaning too short for the wearer.

Holy shit, did you see Bernard's pants? That mother fucker is always ducking floods!!!

by xlxDEBOxlx January 14, 2014

flooding tub

Too many people sitting in a tub

Right now there is a flooding tub

by uwu legend September 21, 2019

flood geology

pseudoscience taken from the Genesis Flood Narrative aka the Deluge Allegory from Genesis 6-8 as the young earth creationist Henry M. Morris and John C. Whitcomb chronicled in the pseudohistory publication titled "The Genesis Flood: The Biblical Record and its Scientific Implications " which equally influenced the Piss Drinking Bastard and Fucking Cartoon. Science shows us that the earth is 4.5 billion years old, as this is something one sees within theistic evolutionists and old earth creation as Old Earth Ministries was founded by a geologist as a one man show that brings a meaning to academia from a faith perspective.

Both the Moron Magnet and Creation Science Evangelism both subscribe to what's known as a pseudoscience known as Flood Geology, it's trying to apply scientific method to the Great Flood narrative from Genesis as those who are theistic evolutionists will see this as allegory as they're looking up real science websites and applying the research into the Old Testament timeline -- the blog entry on A Publisher's Confessional via Tumblr.com that is noted for refuting Institute for Creation Research is called "The Science Gospel" as it bleeps K** H** as he calls Ken Ham's name vulgar language.

by illinoishorrorman February 13, 2018

FLUSH FLOOD

Similiar to a flash flood but occurs when the person in the stall next to you is on the shatter and has wiped many times but is arrogant enough to attempt a sitting flush an in turn clogs the toilet causing it to overflow and enter your stall rapidly and without warning.

Yo, did you see Alberto's Timberlands covered in toilet paper and water? I heard he was sitting next to Bob when a FLUSH FLOOD occured around 9 AM.

by SausageLinks October 13, 2022

Flood the bitch

Basically when somebody leaves

“Where blah blah go?”
“Oh she flood the bitch”

by Babymicey23316 February 07, 2022

Flood Tide

- the highest point of anything conceived of as growing or developing or unfolding
rising tide, climax, sexual climax, coming, orgasm, culmination, flood

I was flood tide after that shwoo shwoo(?) - anyone?

by StephWicce November 27, 2008

preparing for the flood

The act of wearing high waters.

*nerd walks by wearing high waters*

Yo, check out that nerd! I bet he's preparing for the flood!

by zachnnn February 03, 2007