flood the nile

A very wet female that is squirting

Baby I'm going to make you flood the Nile tonight!

by Sonny bertram February 25, 2019

Shrink flood

(For men) When you sit down to take a shit when you're cold - when your flaccid penis has shrunk to where it no longer hangs down like normal - and the defecation triggers urination which is released in a horizontal, outward stream that goes all over your floor.

Man, I just cleaned my bathroom, and then I had to go take a shit after my heat went out. I should have waited to drink that kombucha, because I had a shrink flood...

by HounmanBT November 07, 2019

flooded the woods

the phrase comes from the stereotype that lesbian women like to go camping in the woods. While in the woods they presumably engage in sexual intercourse which leads to the "flooding".

Taylor: What did you do last weekend?
Jackie: I went camping with Jessica and we flooded the woods.

by Michael Holer March 19, 2019

Flood the bitch

Basically when somebody leaves

“Where blah blah go?”
“Oh she flood the bitch”

by Babymicey23316 February 07, 2022

FLUSH FLOOD

Similiar to a flash flood but occurs when the person in the stall next to you is on the shatter and has wiped many times but is arrogant enough to attempt a sitting flush an in turn clogs the toilet causing it to overflow and enter your stall rapidly and without warning.

Yo, did you see Alberto's Timberlands covered in toilet paper and water? I heard he was sitting next to Bob when a FLUSH FLOOD occured around 9 AM.

by SausageLinks October 13, 2022

preparing for the flood

The act of wearing high waters.

*nerd walks by wearing high waters*

Yo, check out that nerd! I bet he's preparing for the flood!

by zachnnn February 03, 2007

Flood Tide

- the highest point of anything conceived of as growing or developing or unfolding
rising tide, climax, sexual climax, coming, orgasm, culmination, flood

I was flood tide after that shwoo shwoo(?) - anyone?

by StephWicce November 27, 2008