fanny rat

a person who is keen to get his hands, tongue, knob etc into a nice bit of beaver at every and any opportunity
Look at him! he's right into her pisher like a fanny rat
by Big Assed Ray February 04, 2006
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Frankenfurter Fanny

A natural body-enhancing maneuver named and created by L. Llewellyn James of Alphaholics Non-Anonymous Art Studios (www.alphamediaworks.com), wherein the female posterior is enlarged, widened, rounded and made more pleasantly plump by an average of 3-5 times it's original size and girth, as per the exertion of pressure by said woman's male lover (or reasonable facsimile, thereof) as a result of the man placing his erect member just within the "crack" of his lover's posterior (thus, resembling a hot dog between the bread of a hot dog bun), and then pressing vigorously onto the two sides of his lover's posterior with maximum upper body strength for a minimum of 25 minutes to an Hour and a half.
I used the Frankenfurter fanny manuever that L. Llewellyn James at www.alphaholism.com described on urbandictionary.com, and My girl's booty didn't just grow like a mere frankfurter, but it seemed like it had a life and mind of it's own...like a Frankenfurter Fanny!!!
by alphaholism is it February 01, 2011
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Granny fanny

A old woman thinking she looks smoking hot at 60,but is old and tired and looks like a granny fanny.
by sallyport August 11, 2010
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Fanny Elves

Little green pointy eared beings that inhabit the dwellings between a cake munchers legs. Often come out to graze with others when men are around. The sensation can be described as some times painful, other times unusual and sometimes you can feel them falling out of you!
Example' Tim I think I have fanny elves -Jan o9'
by Santaaatimmy March 01, 2009
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Fanny Piss

When a man sits down on toilet while urinating .
That was the best fanny piss ever , i was way too lazy to stand
by keysersoze1988 May 30, 2010
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cat's fanny

A term used to describe something much better than the Dogs Bollocks
Boy, that curry was the cat's fanny!
by paul bodycount September 09, 2005
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melon fanny

Seen in obese women who wear tight fitting trousers. The area at the front between the navel and the vagina appears to have half a water melon stuffed down it.
Jeez, look at the melon fanny on her!
by Ken February 02, 2004
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