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fartness lockness

a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.
person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.

person 1892937388999: U shit licker!
by fartness lockness June 30, 2022
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fairness

Do unto other others as you would have others do unto you and those you TRULY care about (not those that you SAY you care about).
This shows something more about how fair you wish the world to be; if you are a person who likes violence, crime and hatred in your life, you will show/do those things to others in the hopes that those things will be done to you, but…..if you have someone whom you TRULY care about and they don’t like those things in their life, you are less likely to create a world with violence, crime and hatred.
Of course, the fairness goes both ways, because the one you care about will think about who you are as a person and should act accordingly.

So, you and they have to work/talk out what you decide is fair to both you and those you TRULY care about.

The kicker is deciding the limits of who should you care about; just that one person or include who they care about and those who they care about and etc.
I like fighting but my sister doesn't, so in fairness I try not to fight so much.
by futrethink July 14, 2022
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fitness influencer

Noun - Some asshole in your gym who brings a tripod, sets it 20 feet away from his machine, then gets mad when another individual appears in frame, or a girl who wears skimpy clothing at an attempt to record other gym goers glancing her way to call them "creeps".
That girl over there has a whole tripod and is doing RDLs in front of that guy. She's clearly a fitness influencer.
by FitnessChadButtLover July 6, 2023
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FitnessGram PACER test

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
It is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity.
"The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start.
The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal.
A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound.
Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible.
The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.
The test will begin on the word start.
On your mark, get ready, start."

The intro theme of the FitnessGram PACER test.
by oneofmanyslapbattlesfan September 10, 2023
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Fitnessence

Fitnessence was created by a young successful business woman.

She was born and raised in Florida. Shes into Fitness and is a black woman of essence. In 2012 She decided to create those two words together in a short way fitnessence was made. There's two ways this can be pronounced Fit-N-essence or Fitness- essence.
As the years go by, she notice other people would steal her name by creating a user name, using it in social media and opening a website with selling products with this name.

All and all at the end of the day. I know I'm the original owner of this name.

Written by
LyñnMarie C.
I'm the original creator of fitnessence since 2012🤘
by Fitnessences September 11, 2023
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Fitness Granny

Super hot granny usually over 55 and works out her tight body about 5 times a and can be seen dating dudes in their 30s and 40s
Man that Patti has a banging ass body she's definitely a fitness granny
by Dino B Stud February 1, 2026
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Urban fitness

Being able to do something urban eg running for a bus
person #1: Damn I couldn't run fast enough for the bus

Person #2: You need some urban fitness
by Rob Scrivener March 4, 2008
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