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Sex Economics

The economic theory that describes a man paying for a woman's company in hopes of sex.

A husband who pays for everything his wife desire's with a chance of getting some play.
Friend: My wife and I have a great marriage as long as I make all of the purchases and I get some play!
Duke Jr.: Friend you are the perfect model of one who engages in sex economics.
by Dr.D Fraud May 16, 2019
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Economic Blackout Day

Progressive set-up to blame Trump for the stock market crash.
Hym "So, we're just going to pretend they didn't set up an economic blackout day that same day? They serious just did that just there, didn't they? They are actively trying to make it look like he has schizophrenia- I mean, make it look like he's to blame."
by Hym Iam March 4, 2025
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Kizzletonian Economics

Kizzletonian Economics is a little known economic system developed by Sir Quillogy, Sir Palifcato and Sir Wurmai.
Dude1: "This is a classic example of Kizzletonian Economics. You can tell by how good the economy is doing."
by notnuumnuum September 15, 2021
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AP Economics

AP Economics is a scam class made by the collegeboard, which is ironic because they’re basically a true definition of a monopoly. If you don’t know what a monopoly is, it’s when one firm controls an entire market, getting to set their own high inflated prices, benefiting few consumers achieving a near productive or allocated efficiency. Does this sound familiar? Oh wait that’s literally the Collegeboard (commentary credit to @AnxiousJoe on Youtube. You can find it on his AP Test Tier List video.), and on top of that, you will find yourself graphing A LOT!! If you’re not a math or statistics person, graphing is going to be difficult for you. This class is basically a second math class even though it claims “that it’s minimal”, gurl I still have to find the area of a triangle in AN ECON CLASS. You may have to deal with poor grades and bad GPA!! Side effects of this class includes watching too much Jacob Clifford videos, staying up until 3 AM, having a low self-esteem, graphing until your hands hurt (aka arthritis), joints swelling, being on meds like advil and tylenol, and having mental breakdowns.
student 1: how was the ap economics test?
student 2: man i don’t understand microeconomics. what the hell is the supply and demand curve? i still don’t understand what price elasticity means.

second semester:

student 1: dude do you know what a monopoly is?
student 2: what the hell is that? i’m not learning macroeconomics right now.
by kiwikookie November 8, 2022
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"K-shaped" economic recovery

An economic recovery in which the wealthiest benefit or gain new advantages from the recovery while everyone else continues to suffer and for the some and most poorest maters continually gets worse.
The "k-shaped" economic recovery was not a recovery for the poor, it was a downward spiral into poverty.
by mlhiss September 10, 2020
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Economic Warfare

It is when two economic systems clash
When a capitalism and socialism clashes each other then it can say as an economic warfare
by Ziad K Abdelnour September 18, 2018
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Hasan Economics

A braindead economic policy or opinion, which can often be seen held by Hasan Piker
A millionaire communist - that's some Hasan Economics right there.
by Longboyy February 10, 2024
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