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Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.
by Hieronymous June 24, 2025
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Domesticated Fish

Any fish that is not in the wild
“Yeah bro, I’m going to the store to get some domesticated fish”

“I’d like to put a tank of domesticated fish in my office”
by RealVibesBro December 8, 2020
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domestic canine

Back-formation of "homedog", meaning "a peer with whom one's relationship does not extend beyond camaraderie and brief physical contact upon greeting and valediction".

Alternatives: mate, bled, bruv, homie.
"What descends in the surrounding residences, domestic canine?"
(= "What's going down in the hood, homedog?")
by J. Depvo July 26, 2009
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Domesticated asshole

Noun. A domestic asshole knocks over precious items off tables and counters, destroys everything you love, has a napoleon complex, and steals your heart; a typical house cat
Meet my domesticated asshole! He's a pain in the ass and breaks things but I love him.
by anonymous January 18, 2023
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Domestic Interference

When an election is not free and fair due to events that happened inside the country, as opposed to foreign interference, when a foreign country seeks to impact the outcome of an election.
The 2024 Presidential Election is perhaps the greatest example of domestic interference, aside from the 2000 Presidential Election where the Supreme Court handed George W. Bush the job. Biden taking a dive at the debate and Harris refusing to distinguish herself from her very unpopular boss is prima facie evidence of a corrupt deal.
by Publius0987 August 18, 2025
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Domestic Violence

Simba and wardens civil partnership
I want to call 1800neglect to support my domestic violence
by TillybOTGA August 16, 2022
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Domestic call

The situation when a woman uses her phone in order to pleasure herself by inserting the phone into her vagina and then calling it.
- Have you seen Sarah?
- Yes, she is making a domestic call in her room.
by kubik23_23 February 11, 2018
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