I was attending a friend’s wedding, and his planet destroyer bride made the menu all vegan. She’s 5’3” and 250 lbs…ain’t no way she’s vegan!
by The Freshman King February 24, 2025
Get the Planet Destroyermug. When one male puts pancake mix, breadcrumbs, and boiling fryer oil on another man’s penis then proceeds to suck it off.
I can’t do anything tonight, my jhonson is still healing from the Kentucky Flute Destroyer David gave me last night.
by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025
Get the Kentucky Flute Destroyermug. by willywonkaaaa November 23, 2020
Get the destroyablemug. bro like so basically uranus gets destroyed by a uranus destroyer and if you think i am talking about a planet then i am talking about a planet but if you think anything else you are also right!
i will absolutely destroy your anus just call me uranus destroyer like the planet motherfucker dont be weird
by iwishmyuncledidnttouchmybutt69 December 5, 2022
Get the uranus destroyermug. Is someone who travels up and down the east coast for business, and fucks everything that walks. “ east coast destroyer coming to a coast near you. Also known as ECD.
The east coast destroyer is coming to a town near you. The east coast destroyer is a man that fucks the shit out of any woman that walks because he is away on business and needing some action
by Bubba A July 25, 2021
Get the East coast destroyermug. by Daltar August 22, 2017
Get the daltar the destroyermug. 