A pathetic male who has so much trouble getting fresh pussy that he begins to date a girl who in the past dropped him like a bag of hot garbage. Also known as recycling.
James: Hey Alex did you hear about Ryan?
Alex: No, what happened?
James: That dude went all desperate clown and started dating Rachel again!
Alex: No, what happened?
James: That dude went all desperate clown and started dating Rachel again!
by Meatstalk September 3, 2016

Desperation to win at something is not a battle for supremecy. There is no supremecy to win, it's a matter of what you lose in life.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2021

Man 1 - Dude, I'm so broke I had to sell my house!
Man 2 - That's fucked up man, Despereality's a bitch!
Man 2 - That's fucked up man, Despereality's a bitch!
by Ryan 710 July 2, 2019

A person that is so desperate for fucking someone that he goes for the first person interested in him
by HN SIMP COMEDIAN RETARD October 22, 2019

When a person who claims to be a comedian/comedienne does whatever no matter how degrading or stupid to get a laugh.
by WraithBlade993 August 16, 2023
