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Desperate

When someone will do anything cause they are bored and can’t find anyone to date
Snapchat story- “anyone wanna fuck? Cause I’m desperate as shit
by Niggalips420 August 11, 2018
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desperate crack nuts

crackheads injecting crack directly into the nutsack
David: Yo you see these desperate crack nuts over there directly putting it up his balls, they got big balls damn
by cracknut August 14, 2020
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Despers

A colloquial term for someone who is very desperate for something to happen. Also a term used to call somebody who is desperate or of desperate disposition.
I am well despers to get this job.
Mate you is well despers.
by Sancho88 August 14, 2011
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desperate promo

A promo on a verge of bankruptcy or a big loss or closing, often obscure brands/restaurants/places/businesses. Used as one of the last strategies as a desperation for profit

Has a high change to be permanently closed if you paused your visit for too long at an unspecified period, or the branches are already permanently closed in some places
"I got a discount voucher from my favourite payment app loyalty for a little obscure restaurant and when I visited, unfortunately the branch I visited was permanently closed and a new tenant replaced them. It was a desperate promo"

"I saw a promo for an obscure buffet / all you can eat restaurant on my digital bank app and when I searched the branch in my uni city, it's already closed forever a long time ago. I'm sure that this is a desperate promo"
by PuniUwUCute March 31, 2023
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Desperality

The point in a persons life where they become so horny and lonely, that they begin to engage in sexual acts with objects other then humans.
"why did garrett go into the bathroom with that watermelon?"
"he hasn't had sex in over three years, desperality is finally setting in."
by duckba December 10, 2015
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Ejaculation Desperation

When you are so desperately horny you have to ejaculate.
IM CUMMING!!
To the kitchen?
No in my pants! It’s an ejaculation desperation
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb May 14, 2020
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desperate for dick

Similar to desperate dick syndrom but for women.

Typically occurs when it's been a while and you really need to get a good fucking again.
Sandy was so desperate for dick she imagined what sex with Donald Trump was like while masturbating.
by ddddorattttheeeexploraaaa July 11, 2017
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