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Dear Diary

A saying used when things are going ridiculously against your favor; often so bad that it is comical.

The term was coined by the staff at a popular mexican restaurant chain in Newington, NH, USA.
Example 1: *An entire pack of sour cream explodes on the floor and you have to clean it up*

“Dear diary”

Example 2: *You are running late for your appointment, and once you get in your car and start it, you realize you are out of gas*

“Dear diary”
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Dear butter

The residue you get around your penis from having sex!
by Yourmom_90 May 10, 2020
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DEAR

The Britney Spears of applied theatre. She’s a DEAR.
by Lorina January 15, 2024
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Dear reader.

I know Heatherly sent you to see this definition.
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Dear Bunny

Dear Bunny (or) Bunni, is the Kavra's Kingdom Discord Chat Diary of the Queen. It started as a therapy Diary to vent information and help the queen get out frustrations and thoughts. Then she decided to name the Diary "Bunny".

Kavra's Kingdom Discord chat is only available to Roblox players of the game Kavra's Kingdom by Kavra.

The Dairy consists of talks about feelings and administrative duties and frustrations in running a castle with hundreds of loyal followers. All entries after September 19th 2020, start with "Dear Bunny".

The link is in the KK Official Discord server- age 13+ under "the-queens-diary"
Him: "Did you read the last entry of the Queens Diary?"
It: "The one she write to 'Dear Bunny'?"
Her: "Yeah what is with her and that Rabbit?"
It: "What you never heard someone name their Diary Before?"
Him: "No."
Her: "It could be the bible of the Order of the Rabbit!"
It" "You Nabz'd it,; that's deep." (see Nabz'd it.)
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Dear Matt letter

Another term for a “Cease and Desist” letter.

Originated by Matt The Welder, Comedian and political candidate who received more of these than any other candidate ever.
Bro spilled the dirt on Bill and then he got a Dear Matt letter in the mail.
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oh dear spitroast

where some snatch gets too pissed to care about having a spitroast, and replys with this
Leanne- " Oh dear, can i join in? "
Danny- " Yeh Want a Spitroast?"
Leanne " Oh Dear Spitroast"
by Chambzz123 October 18, 2008
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