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Deaf in the Eyes

If you are Deaf in the Eyes then you are extremely blind and stupid
Jerry: Was that a speed bump?

Sam: Are you Deaf in the Eyes?! You just ran over 41 people!
by Big Caesar's Pizza March 14, 2023
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moan deaf

(Play on tone deaf)

When someone believes their sexual moan is more acoustically arousing than actually is.
She thought her screams were getting me horned up but she sounded like dory talking to a whale, bitch must be moan deaf.
by Candyplan December 26, 2016
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Mentally Deaf

Someone who wants your help or wants to talk but does not listen to a thing you say or try to remember it
(cont.) Someone who has no clue what's good for them or not
Dumb Ignorant
I tried helping her the other day but she didn't listen, ugh, she's mentally deaf I swear
by BigPapaPeenMan April 7, 2019
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national deaf day

during school or other periods ignore everyone or miss hear them on "accident* #4th December 2021
*mum* hey son how are you
*son* huh what sorry I can't hear*
national deaf day
by urmumisagrandpa November 29, 2021
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Deaf Lemon

To swear or curse in a situation where it is not appropriate.

Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .
Interviewer: So why do you think you would be good in this position.

Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.

Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?

Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.
by dirtyboy123 May 10, 2010
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Stupid deaf fuck

When a person is fucking stupid, retarded and also fucking deaf that the only way you can describe their pathetic existence is as a stupid deaf fuck
Person A: Hey, have you seen our new classmate Dylan? I heard that he’s deaf

Person B: Yeah, he’s a stupid deaf fuck. That motherfucker can’t even get a 30 on his test
by Sussysausage June 23, 2024
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<2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<2003>
<2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<2003>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
mugGet the <2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<2003>mug.

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