homemade chapstick

a greasy wax-like mixture of dead skin, sweat, grease, dirt,lint, etc... that collects in a persons butt crack after not bathing for a while.

supposedly it can be used as lip balm for dry lips due to its oily/greasy texture and content.

my lips were hurting real bad, so i had to use some of my homemade chapstick

by t.v.saiditwasok December 30, 2008

crapastic

A negative term made by a combination of crappy and fantastic (with fantastic in this case meaning extreme.)

I got stuck with a crapastic accompanist for that audition.

by Leslie Knowles June 15, 2008

Incomming Crapstrike

People with constipation problems sometimes take too much laxatives.
With that their crap goes airborne and becomes a crapstrike.

Guy 1: shit i won't make it to the toilet!
guy 2: No, whatever you do, just don't...
Guy 1: Incomming Crapstrike
Guy 2: NOOOOO >FLATSJ!<

by Dj Urdjen June 3, 2010

Chapstick

The god and center of the world, to members of the Church of the Living Chapstick (.com).

Person A: That person uses chapstick so fucking much
Person B: Ya, they are a member of the church of the living chapstick.
Person A: WTF?

by Dylan keenen November 16, 2005

craptackular

somthing that is really really really crapy

that website is craptackular

by michael sterns October 25, 2002

Crapspackle

Crapspackle: 1)overheated molten polypropylene extruded from a big shoe welder. Also known as a "shit" weld. 2) Any spoken or written word(s) coming from a politician's mouth.

Dude, the damn welder did a crapspackle.

by AmericanStrega February 28, 2010

Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC)

When a girl takes a stick of chapstick and rub it on her lips to the consistancy of petrolium jelly...Then she begins giving oral sex to a guy using the thick coating of chapstick to help her glide with ease...When he finishes in her mouth, she chomps on his dick a bites it off...She then uses th mix of chapstick and jizz to glue his penis back on

He no longer can use his dick after trying that Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC).

I tried CCC the other night and the feeling was horiffic.

The bitch was so mad at me that she CCC'd me.

by JayX30 February 28, 2010