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Cottage cheese in a bag

Legs/things of an overweight woman in leggings or tight pants that are so tight you can see cellulose marks.
Sam: "Ever see cottage cheese in a bag?"
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.
by Captain Motorcycle April 14, 2019
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cottage cheese sperm

I asked him to give me a smooth facial, but all I got was a face full of cottage cheese sperm.
by Lou Lou Lucifer December 13, 2024
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Cottage cheeks

When that ass is looking right in leggings, but upon removal of leggings that ass is sloppy cottage cheese.
That ass lookin right, to bad they cottage cheeks when she in bed.
Betty got some cottage cheeks.
by Littleshsdevil September 26, 2019
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Cottage Cheese

A bunch of white people that are practice their own satanic cult,are usually very ugly in appearance both physically and mentally and nobody likes them. They usually come off as normal to anybody,just the basic white person. But have really bad intentions for other people.
We found some cottage cheese up in this North Carolina city,they prank call often and its not even that generation anymore.

If you ever hear the term,"bless you" and you haven't done anything wrong or sneezed,that's a red flag for some cottage cheese.

No one likes those bitches,in fact...they're like musty cottage cheese...tasteless and boring.
by Mandy Whittaker March 21, 2021
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Cottage

Cooler than Bob
Omg Cottage is so much cooler than Bob!
by EliasLM June 14, 2019
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cottage dweef

1. A special case of dick queef, or dweef, caused by residue from an incomplete ejaculation getting stuck in the urethra, fermenting and building up pressure til it shoots out the end like a stanky ass ball of cottage cheese.

2. The only Christmas present I'm getting for my friend this year
Guy #1: Dude, your cottage dweef just hit me in the eye!
Guy #2: Sorry, I get a little excited while watching Deadpool.
Guy #1: ...I didn't say stop
by Dave-Landon May 11, 2016
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"castle in the air" vacation cottage

Or "castle in the air" hunting camp --- same diff. Refers to a much-hyped "back to nature" dwelling that turns out to be just a crude cramped tumble-down shack with no modern facilities.
Disgusted office-worker who was greatly in need of a little good ol'-fashioned R&R: That no-good shyster of a realtor gave me a glowing song-and-dance description of this backwoods cabin on the lake --- described it as a "castle in the air" vacation cottage, and claimed it had "electric lights, running water, and stained-glass windows". Turned out to merely be a shabby musty hovel hardly bigger than an outhouse, with absolutely no amenities whatsoever --- the "electric lights" turned out to be just a couple of small LED battery-lamps hanging from the ceiling (which I ended up having to buy fresh batteries for, by the way!), and the "running water" translated into merely a plastic bucket that you would pick up and "run" down to the lake, fill the pail with water (what am I --- Jack and Jill?!), and then "run" back up to the cabin again! And come to find out that the "stained glass" in the windows was nothing more than just the disgusting filmy MOLD-STAINS on the panes from the damp closed-up-for-months interior of the cabin! What a rip-off!
by QuacksO September 26, 2018
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