carson kressly

one of the gay guys from queer eye from the straight guy who graduated from northwestern lehigh and randomly shows up one day in our hallways visiting his old teachers... with some cameraman supposedly fliming a thing for tv to make northwestern a better school

gay guy = carson kressly

by cristin February 8, 2005

carson

Usually one of the shyest people u will ever meet, he can be kinda awkward in difficult situations espeially when talking to girls. However, he is a cutie and sweetheart who plays sports and is BEAST at it too. If u dont know a carson, FIND ONE!

Girl: hey carson, can i have a hug? :)
Carson: sure! * carson leans in to give girl a hug but puts his shoulder in her face*

by lofanda February 3, 2013

Carson

The man’s gets all the hoes and he grabs all the tiddies

Man Carson has 69 gfs

by MinkMLT December 26, 2021

Carson

An amazing guy with blue eyes. He is nice, sweet, funny, and really hot. He lies sometimes, but all of his qualities makes the bad things about him go away.

Jessica: "I met a guy today, and he was such a carson!"
Kelly: "Your so lucky!"

by Sunnshinne January 9, 2011

console elitist

Someone who doesn't shut the fuck up about console gaming, even when asked to stop. Highly dangerous.

"My friend told won't stop talking about how the PS4 is better than XBOX, even when he KNOWS I'm a PC gamer. He's a Console Elitist and it's beginning to piss me off"

by Tumbleflop November 7, 2017

Carson

Carson will take your heart away. He usually has blue eyes and soft, silky hair. He has that one kind of humor that makes you smile ear to ear. He is that one guy that when you sleep, you nonstop dream about him, because he is the one that you want. He can perswade you into doing ANYTHING! We you hang around him he is so chill and his cute little dimples makes you want to just grab him and tell him you love him. It your lucky, he will say it back. But Carson is very picky when it comes to girls. When he walk past you, you get this feeling of eternity. When he smiles at you, you should feel special, because he only smiles at the ones that he truly loves.

"oh my goodness! Carson asked me to the dance!¨
¨ you are so lucky! Heś a special one!¨

by _This_girl_loves_life_ September 8, 2018

johnny carson spot

the closest parking spot you can get to the location you are going to. (example: in front of a bar, your apartment, a store, etc.)

MAN#1 "Where'd you park?"
MAN#2 "Dude, I got the Johnny Carson Spot, right out front."

by jmattei March 10, 2008