Ninja Constrictors

Ninja constrictors are invisible ninjas that respond to thoughts and do only one person's bidding. Every time you kill one 2.35 appear in it's place. They are all around all the time, but they always spring behind you when you look for them.

Be careful what you think when you are around them, because they might respond even if you don't want them to.

*thought* Fuck Conan O'Brien, why is he so tall?
*Ninja Constrictors get busy ;) *

by theninjamaster January 2, 2010

Boa Constrictor

When a male gets a visible erection while flirting with a female, and it is noticeable by gawked spectators.

He had a Boa Constrictor while flirting with the chick in the corner.

by Joe's tongue October 17, 2017

Boa Constrictor

Taking your foreskin and stretching it over your friends head until he taps out.
Similar to a boa constrictor swallowing it’s pretty.

Wow Matt just got boa constrictored out

by Billbobagginsin September 2, 2021

The Boa Constrictor

Dislocating your partner's jaw before they give you oral sex.

He gave her the boa constrictor so she could fit all of his manhood in her mouth.

by Jrockoff August 4, 2023

Bear Naked Constrictor

A bald pussy that can squeeze the internal contents from any cock large or small.

Damn she put that bear naked constrictor on me and now my cock is ruined.

by Bear Naked Constrictor February 6, 2025

Constructive Procrastination

To decide by yourself, or with another person, to procrastinate.

Bryan and I displayed the perfect example of constructive procrastination. We both decided to not do the homework until later.

by Karen2994 October 20, 2010

Constructitm

Constructitm is a gay Canadian porn star who lives and works out of Toronto, Ontario.

He derived this name by combining the words, construct, it, and man. Having worked in the construction industry for a number of years it only made sense to go with this name at the time and it has stuck.

Constructitm can be searched and found on thousands of internet sites worldwide. Over the past few years, Constructitm has attained a huge following of thousands of men worldwide.

No major studio work has been done to date, but he is willing to discuss work opportunities with anyone.

by Constructitm April 30, 2011