console crush

The feeling you get when a new console comes out, but It's sold out everywhere and you can't get it.
Friend: Dude what's up you look sad.
Me: Yeah I've been having some console crush.
Friend: Why?
Me: The PS5 is sold out literally everywhere, and EBGames said they're restocking in March next year... Man I really hate being Canadian right now...
by nice rigger November 17, 2020
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Console racist

A Console racist is a person who thinks a that one specific gaming system is the best.
Hey that guy John is a total Console racist, he thinks Wii u is better than Xbox one and PS4. LOL what a n00b.
by Natbuscus911 June 15, 2014
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Consolation fries

French fries purchased as comfort food following a disappointment.
BEN: We got consolation fries.
ADAM: That's a fun phrase.
BEN: They're not the most beautiful object, but they do taste good.
by jaq-rabbit May 16, 2025
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Consolation fries

French fries that one purchases as comfort food following a disappointment.
BEN: We got consolation fries.
ADAM: That's a fun phrase.
BEN: They're not the most beautiful object, but they do taste good.
by jaq-rabbit May 16, 2025
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Console Dizzy

When someone is playing worse than usual because of a switch in console. Such as switching to Xbox from PS4
"Yo、why you so console dizzy Cav? I thought you were good at this."
by NRG dizzy March 16, 2019
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Consolation Trip

A trip that your parents bring you on to make up for the trip they previously brought your other siblings on without you.
Daughter to parents: You brought my sisters to Mexico! Now I deserve a consolation trip.
by Stanksucka D April 1, 2024
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