Coldplay concert

The euphemism for when you're going out to cheat on your partner but want to keep it a secret.

Man 1: Oi, where were you last night mate? You could've come to the pub.
Man 2: Nah, I was out at a Coldplay concert.
Man 1: Ah, you player!

by Tawgtdrt July 18, 2025

Concerts

A place to see my Toppest Up music singer and this place that I go to regularly is full of singing, and dancing and my favourite singer/music player is in it and it's all time and Im always full of enthusiasm to go to the Concerts! In Brisbane you can find concerts, also they do tours. Its awesome and amazing and super sonical music that will be on the next album, Im Sure, although some more press and media could always help one two find the concerts sooner and more of them please.

Person One: Hi the Man from the concerts, wow you are amazing at dat shit so how is it you are so inclined to singing and dancing for me it looks like you could also like me to help you with some new dancing skills and vice versa!!
Person Two: Ha Ha is that you the Lady from the concerts? Well I know how to write and record topes up at every dance move also so sure Ill help you out there
Person One: Excellent I would love some further help and instructions. Thank you so much!!!!!!!!!

by Emms_002 August 29, 2022

BJ concert

A chorus and/or plethora of blowjobs occurring in one venue at the same time. Often mistaken for a musical concert by the artist Billy Joel.

Steve must be on tour this fall, that was his third BJ concert this month.

by Bob7768 April 13, 2011

Concert Squatter

A person you find already occupying your seat when you get to the concert . When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.

How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.

by Kuchie August 27, 2025