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Colombian shuffle

An epic game of ring-around-the-holesy.

When in missionary or doggy position, going back and forth between a hole every pump. Named after how Colombian gangsters shuffle- one batch of cards in the front, then some in the back, then in the front, then in the back.
by Escort Services Rock June 6, 2024
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Colombian Internet

The worst internet you'll ever have. Colombia has the worst internet of all.
God Damn Jose, your Colombian Internet makes it so hard to have a proper Zoom call.
by Luisfersg September 7, 2020
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Colombian Manicure

A torture act performed by mafia/cartel members in South America by removing the victims entire finger nail from their fingers. Pliers are mainly used to pull out the nail.
“We call this a Colombian Manicure
by kaunka June 28, 2024
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Colombian apology

After upsetting your hot headed fella (usually Latino) or saying/doing something to disrespect him. You apologise by offering your arse and taking it up the bum. All is then forgiven.
"Valeria upset me the other day, disrespected my wife while we were at it. Was about to lose my shit but she gave me a Colombian apology to calm me down. Wasn't mad at her anymore after that."
by Fookem August 10, 2021
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Colombian

Not all Colombians are drug dealers or GHETTO. If you get to know a Colombian they are can be very well mannered and good looking people {New York Colombians} are different from the people from the country even though some of they may be very patriotic and show lots of love towards their country.
Colombian people are very beautiful
by Thesaucegod21 July 16, 2018
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Jacobo (Colombian)

a bitch ass boy with a broke ass budget. usually is a resident of the South America region. also gets a lot of girls for his crusty hair. usually wants to shave his head since he can't wash the crusty things out of it. usually spending his time on discord and was raised in the hood.
Jacobo (Colombian) is such a broke ahh boy :skull
wtf is you talking about
by Jacobo (broke) April 29, 2022
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Colombian senses

When niggasenses are not sufficient. Colombian senses add the additional thought of threat or cocaine could be around
My Colombian senses are telling me this is a place of no good people.
by anonymous November 23, 2023
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