cojon

(n.)
1. male sexual organ, specifically the testicular region (see monkey nuts)
2. to make reference to one who is very daring (pl. - cojones)

(v.)
1. to annoy, irritate, or otherwise bring one to their last nerve (encojonar)

(n.)
1. I have big cojones!
2. Que cojones tiene ese pendejo.

(v.)
1. Oye es que me encojonas.

by manny December 21, 2003

coconuted

1. the act of applying coconut body shop lotion to your legs
(and telling people)

Chels: I just coconuted my legs
Phil: coconuted is not a word
Nat: yes it is. cus i just coconuted my legs too.
Chels: now we have silky smooth coconuted legs.

by ..chels..arr.. May 5, 2005

cojones

n, pl: The testicles (vulgar slang). The word is of Spanish origin

You got some cojones talking to me like that, amigo...want me to break your face for you?

by Cojones August 11, 2003

drinking from a coconut

Consuming large quantities of semen from a swollen scrotal sack.

I was on this cruise, and there were so many balls in my face! All week long I was drinking from a coconut!

by broohanna May 23, 2008

coconuts

euphemism for breasts.

big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.

by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004

lime in the coconut

Slang term for smoking marijuana

Let's go put a lime in the coconut and chill

by nikijo February 18, 2014

Coconutting

During the height of sexual arousal when the male grabs his scrotum and smacks his testicles on the chin of his partner while ejaculating thus simulating eagerly breaking a coconut for the delicious milk.

1. Have you been Spider Manning dem hoes? Hell nah, we're coconutting now. We don't Spider Man no mo' we just coconut dat ho.
2. She's got a lovely bunch of coconuts. There they are a sitting in corn rows. Big ones small ones ones the size of her head.
3. "What? She swallows carrying a coconut?"
-She could grip it by the husk...
"It's not a matter of where she grips it. It's a simple matter of weight ratios. A 105 lb. woman could not carry a 1 lb. coconut."

by Coconut Boi December 17, 2007