David Chung

Dave Chung, or more commonly known as "Big Chungus" or "Dave Chungus" is a DANGEROUS species. They often originate from South Korea, although North Korea is also a well-known origination location. They were originally discovered by Charles Darwin in 1789, and although not able to speak English at first, their first ever recorded words (in 1964) are said to be "bit too", and "yeah REALLY good" decoded by the Korean lingust Il-Sung-Po. They are a loving yet aggressive organism and sometimes can even break windows (if they too passionately support a football team). Most Davids support Man United and have a passionate hatred for all other teams. They also get drunk very easily after consuming one-eighth of a mexican 1968 ice-cold corona.

"Steer clear of David Chung, Rashford just scored a penalty!!!!"
"David Chung, you're not actually injured! Oh BIT TOO, I've done my knee"
"Hey have you seen David this weekend? I think he's in bed mate"
"Have you done something with your hair Dave?"

by gloryglory1878 March 7, 2019

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Chung King Syndrome

When a one time really good Asian Restaurant lowers their standard of offered fare to appeal to the tastes of the lowest common denominator. You can tell because you don't see ANY Asians eating there!

"We used to like going to Buddha Palace, but then they got 'Chung King Syndrome.'"

by Purkle Z November 26, 2021

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Chunging

To swallow copious amounts of money, particularly if using corrupt or illicit means.

I am tired of politicians chunging my tax dollars!!!

by Chunging Man July 7, 2022

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chung fu-ist

someone who thinks he can fight,or who is obsessed with kung-fu movies,moves,practicians.He likes to show off his moves or talk about fighting.

woow,your moves are pathetic,you are definetly a chung fu-ist!
We went to his house and he was having a full collection of ninja movies.You think he is a chung fu-ist?

by illegal_hustler October 19, 2010

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