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CHRIS

SO FUCKING GAY LIKES BOYS AND LICKING THEIR BALLS
Sam: CHRIS IS SO GAY
by YEETER YEETINGSON September 5, 2019
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Assholes who use you every chance they get.When someone asks “who hurt you?” It was almost always a Chris.They are man whores.They use girls for sex.they look like shaggy from scooby doo.
Friend:who’s that ugly crusty short ass guy over there

Friend2: Oh that’s the town man whore Chris
by highbythe505 March 1, 2020
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Chris is very scary sometimes but he is also very gay.
He has a lot of top energy and he is probably into BDSM
Samuel: Chris please
Chris: Aagghhh the intoxicating smell of the graveyard!!!
by CrispyNewts March 17, 2020
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Chris you fucking dumbass
by Irl. Chris June 18, 2020
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A selfish, lying, stubborn, cheating, stoner/skater boy who's parents dont want him. He thinks he's all that and a bag of chips. But in reality he's worth nothing. He cheats on every girl he dates. He insults peoples parents. He deals drugs. Looks like he has pubic hair growing on his head. Chris deserves nothing.
look chris cheated on his girlfriend...again
by Beauy August 20, 2020
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doesn't have weed it's just a crayon
CHRIS IS THAT A WEED
no it's just a crayon
IM CALLING THE POLICE
911 whats your emergency
by wertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm October 9, 2020
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In short, for Christian, Chris is an excellent person to be around, especially with a surname that starts with 'R,' which stands for Romantic. Rarely have 'F' as a middle name, which stands for Funny. Christian F---- R--------- will be the ideal human being in anyone's life. Especially ones with blue eyes and curly hair are almost extinct. So Please grab hold tight on them when you encounter one.
me: hahhhhh I think I am in love with his big blue eyessssssssssssss...... he is so romantic and funnyyyyyy............
friend A: OMG is his name Chris?
friend B: Dont tell me his surname starts with R and middle name with F?????????
me: Shut up!!!!!!! How do you guys know!!!!!!!
by KoreanHotPotato November 23, 2021
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