Stripper Chocolate

When the stripper giving you a lap dance convinces you to buy some of her kids chocolate for a fundraiser

Dude.. I left the titty bar and checked my pocket, I bought some stripper chocolate again!

by Rhaughne September 3, 2018

Chocolate pez

The small chunk off shit left in the pee hole of your dick after anal sex.

Damn, that bitch was so nasty last night! She did everything! She even sucked the chocolate pez out when I was done!

by Blackthorn1976 October 6, 2019

raping chocolate

raping chocolate is eating your chocolate so fast you accidentally rape it in your mouth. raping chocolate is only acceptable in the privacy of your home, not in public

guy1: OMNOMNOM

guy2: Dude, stop raping your chocolate

guy1: I'm sorry for raping chocolate

by DontLaugh August 25, 2013

chocolate popcicle

Military call sign for a rotary winged aircraft.

Chocolate Popcicle entering 4WA in order to complete mission and return to mother.

by BeaniBeani December 3, 2016

Chocolate Thrower

A sexual move whereby a man, about to consummate a masturbation session, shits into his free hand and then hurls the mess in the direction of some victim.

The move is obviously hyperbolic in nature, and is used to describe someone attempting or doing something equivalently asinine in nature.

"I can't believe he showed up at your party and then threw up on your girlfriend."
"I know. Steve is such a chocolate thrower."

by Spigavich March 26, 2010

chocolate bear

The slightly homosexual nic-name JD gave Turk on Scrubs.

Dont worry chocolate bear, your body is tight

by someguywholikestoeatfood August 4, 2007

Chocolate Charlie

The act of jacking off with ones own shit.
I stress that you use your own shit because using someone elses....would just be gross.

After taking a huge shit, Jason gazed down into the toilet. The sight and smell of his huge fecalload caused a stirring in his loins that he could resist no more. He gave into his temptation and reached into the bowl. In his hand his shit felt warm and sensuous. Using his shit he began to stroke his throbbing fuck stick faster and faster finally bringing himself to a climax. Spent and stinking he stared down at his Chocolate Charlie.

by Yer Paw April 16, 2005