Cheerio Landmind

When small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. Instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.

Heather: "Anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!"

Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)

Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmind. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"

by tpwhite49 August 23, 2012

cheerio my deario

mehitabel the cats catchhphrase
period
a weird one but
i admire her spirit boss

"but wotthehell archy
wot
thehell
its cheerio my deario
that pulls a lady through
-mehitabel"

by archy the cockroach November 13, 2021

Cheerio Bee

When you see him on your box of cereal he'll smile to let you know that you'll have gas almost as worse as your bladder in taco bell.

I got some cereal for a fat kid with the cheerio bee on it. Lets just say I left his house immediately and am thankful lizzo didn't have any.

by Necrozma Beam November 12, 2020

Frosted Cheerio

To ejaculate on your sex partners ass as to make the anus look like a cheerio with frosting coating it. Then you proceed to eat the "cheerio."

"Donna called in sick this morning, so we shared a frosted cheerio."

by diesel313 September 23, 2012

Secret Cheerio Challenge

When you put a cheerio in random places, around him, around school, around the town, or even on a person without that person noticing.
If you do this, take a picture and post it on instagram or twitter with #secretcheeriochallenge

I decided to do the secret cheerio challenge! I put a cheerio on my friends head without her noticing #secretcheeriochallenge

by TOTofficial April 20, 2017

nepo-cheerio

A person who enthusiastically supports systems or policies that benefit nepo babies, despite having no such advantages themselves.

"Todd works two jobs but votes against taxing billionaires — total nepo-cheerio."

by බamen June 29, 2025

Cheerio

An extraordinarily direct insult aimed at the way someone is shaped.

If someone calls you a cheerio you are really bottom of the damn barrel.
save yourself and don't be a cheerio.

"you....you CHEERIO"
*fucking dies*

by sicken.ing October 23, 2022