Crappy Housewife

What Tonje Langeteig does not want to be.

Tonje Langeteig: I woke up one morning and thought I was young, but no no no no my youth was gone. I don't wanna be a crappy housewife.
Person: This makes "Friday" sound good!

by datgurrrllll November 29, 2011

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crappy tabacky

The act of applying chewing tobacco to your genitalia while participating in anal sex.

Yo that girls butt was so dry, so I took out of dip, slapped in on my dick and gave her a Crappy Tabacky .

by SkoalButt April 23, 2018

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Crappy Pencil

A shitty pencil.

Alex gave me a crappy pencil.

by Liaaaaa+Shaaaazma February 4, 2018

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Chappal means -Device Used by Indian Parents to Reshape Their Kids
Dealer - a person who buys and sells goods

Chappal dealer is guy who owns 69 trillion chappal factories. he's not much famous among girls. He's a super rich person on earth

girl 1 - Omg he's chappal dealer

Girl 2 - i heard there only one chappal left on earth
Girl 3 - we gotta confess our love to him or else he will get married to someone

by Cool guy 60 December 25, 2021

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lappy crappy

1) Used to describe the situation in which your laptop shuts down while you're doing something important, such as cyberflirtimh with that cute redhead girl that just moved in down the block, or typing an essay for english class.

Derived from a rarely used slang term, when something "craps on you", meaning that it gives out on you, or embarrasses/makes things worse for you.

"And that concludes the memoirs of my life. At my old age, I simply cannot type any more. So, good night ever-

*FATAL SYSTEM ERROR COMPUTER MUST RESTART*"

"Dang. Lappy Crappy."

by xBrooksiex March 17, 2008

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