Celebrity Text

When a friend or third-party takes over a text conversation for you in order to help achieve a desired outcome.

Derived from a "celebrity shot" in pong.

Mike: Dude I don't know what to text her back
Jim: Let me celebrity text for you, I know exactly what to say.

by GLethal85 December 13, 2012

Celebrity Years

Referring to the age difference between married or dating celebrity couples, especially those of which there is a pronounced age gap. The equation is as follows; 1 celebrity year = 4 regular years.

Annie: Gross, I just realized that Brad and Angelina are 12 years apart!

Alex: Yes, but in Celebrity Years, that's only 3.

Annie: Oh, well that makes it okay then.

by Jasey Rae Rae January 29, 2010

Celebrity crush

Johnny Depp i

A:Why is he your celebrity crush?

B: 'Cause he is hot.

by Dumb.cookie March 19, 2019

Celebrity Shot

When you're bowling and you allow someone else to take your turn.

"Hey man, are you going to bowl your next set?"
"Naw, I'mma take a leak and let Bobby do a celebrity shot.

by Tdog13 April 7, 2010

Celebrity pickupology

A branch of pickupology That studies how to locate and meet and have sex with celebrities.

John's into celebrity pickupology. He's trying to fuck Britney spears.

by Deep blue 2012 May 9, 2010

very celebrated

To consume a large amount of alcohol in the effort to celebrate.

She was at the bar last night getting very celebrated.

by LocoPingvin August 7, 2007

Celebrity deposit

When you are bored at a friends house so you sneak off to the kitchen and rub one out and blow ya load into a glass and then hide it back in the cupboard.

Fuck I was bored at old mates house on the weekend so I left him a celebrity deposit.

by Apathydan July 15, 2019