Colchester caboodle

The Colchester caboodle is a regional dish consisting of fried or stewed mushrooms in an indistinguishable greyish goop. It is commonly served at weddings as a vegetarian option in order to punish vegetarians for their life choices.
Though unconfirmed, the dish is believed to date back to the early medieval period and to have been used in an attempt to deter Norse raiding parties, hence the alternative name 'Saxon sludge'

The meal was mostly great but the Colchester caboodle left a lot to be desired

by Lexic 'o' Grapher November 1, 2022

Spiky Cavoodle

A sexual position in which both partners stand on their hands and feet, with their right leg in the air, and left hand protruded forward. Also a Medieval Scottish tavern.

I walked in on Stanko and Maisy doing the Spiky Cavoodle yesterday. The tension was real.

by Jorla February 4, 2024

Spiky Cavoodle

A sexual position in which both partners stand on their hands and feet, with their right leg in the air, and their left arm protruding out. Also a medieval Scottish tavern.

I walked in on Willard and Maisy doing the spiky cavoodle. The tension was real.

by Jorla February 4, 2024

flimflam caboodle

the act of spitting a loge in someone asshole then nutting in their ear

i pulled the old flimflam caboodle on a man yesterday

by polari4 December 25, 2023

Spiky Cavoodle

A sexual position in which both the giving and receiving partners go on their hands and knees, raising their left arm and right leg high in the air, while balancing on their left leg and right arm.

Also, a Scottish tavern.

I walked in on Maisy and Timothee doing the spiky cavoodle yesterday. It was INTENSE.

by Jorla April 21, 2024

Mobile Canoodling

When 2 people jork it on the phone with other for a long period of time (depends on your stamina) ((long is more than 2-5 minutes)) it can be used for long distance couples or e-whores so they can get that bag. Either way it's kinda okay, but you must make sure you talk to one another during this process or it is weird and pointless, you might as well just watch porn.

downside: not as pleasuring
benefit: 0% chance of std or pregnancy

Girl A: "Omg girl, you're never gonna believe who I was mobile canoodling with last night"
Girl B: "Omg was it Austin again?"

by melodixx January 8, 2025

Kit and Caboodle

To have sex

He gave her the ol' kit and caboodle.

by Pendragon420 April 5, 2022