Brent the friend is a nickname given to the person named Brent. Brent (also known as a friend) is a player from rust who has 1.5k hours on the game. He also plays many types of games, examples are apocalypse rising 2, criminality, and many other games.
He's a friend "Brent the friend"
by Ryshaun December 18, 2021
Basically, Brent Talo is robot ninja Batman. He effortlessly portrays a rugged tough guy persona to the public eye but is extremely soft if you are lucky enough to get past it. He is also like the hottest man on planet earth. Most women say that they don’t want to look in his deep blue eyes for too long because they are easy to get lost in.
by Cutestgirlsoftheworld October 15, 2022
When a white man is so angsty and pent up about being white and small and ineffective and they lash out a others in punitive and vindictive ways.
by Brent Taylor February 26, 2021
by Brentissoft November 19, 2019
by Im meeee November 20, 2018
to fall under the definition of Brent Johnson, you must require the following:
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
poem:
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
by gusgus69 December 06, 2024
by CoolMintman11 April 17, 2022