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Borisov

A runescape player and RS video director. Nobody knows who he is and he doesn't care. But the few who know him, love him, right? Rocker2783's idol.
Person a: Who the fuck is Borisov?
Person b: Omg, i know borisov, he makes me happy in my pants.
by Mikemayes June 22, 2008
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boris

poop, feces, waste, turd, etc etc
I was busting for a shiit so i thought for the first time ever id use the public toilets. i walk in there and there was only 2 toilets in there, both taken. so i stood by the sink holding in this mega boris. all i could think about was how good this will feel after i unleash the demon within, and while standing i could slowly feel the head leave its mark on my undies. 5 minutes pass and im still waiting in the quiet, listening to grunting and the 'plop' sound of the boris hitting the water. i couldnt hold this in any further, so i had to sya something. "how long will you guys be?". no answer. "i need to **** real bad i can feel it coming". "shutup and wait your turn" he says. another minute passses and usually i can hold this in but today was real bad. i couldnt do it any longer, so was time for plan b, **** in the sink. pulled down my pants and started grunting loudly and you could hear the boris slide down the sink. one of the guys then yelled "what the fuk r u doing" and opened his door, so i flashed my penis at him. he qikly closed the door and then i heard the toilet paper begin to roll. i only got one **** out but it was enuf, i used the paper towels to wipe my ass, and turned on the hand dryer so the hot air would make the **** smell even more. i heard his belt buckle and as i ran out i yelled "dont forget to wash your hands" and threw one of my paper towels with **** on it over in his cubicle.
by mega boris July 22, 2010
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boris

"To boris" means to fall asleep after a certain intake of alcohol or drugs that give the effect of tiredness, like for instance hash.
"Boris" may also be used as a noun i.e. "the boris" and is in fact the most common usage.
"Look at him, he did a boris".
"Oh, is he doing the boris again?"
by boost1 November 8, 2008
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Barbis

An all around American Irish family who like to drink and party with weed. The family usually consist of five brothers with one sister who would be the youngest. They don't take shit from anyone and if in trouble they use they their fists. In Centereach where the family would live, they Barbis's run the town with their partners and other family members that come to save the day if needed. Everyone around the world is scared of the Barbis's when one brother shoots the older brother, oldest brothers stabs best friend and house gets busted for 18 pot plants in the attic.
Yo dude that guy's family is totally Barbis.
by ganstakiller98771 March 14, 2010
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Borbie

Borbie is a retarded barbie The term is used to undermine ones intelligence.
Adam: Milk grows on trees
Bob: BORBIE!

Jane: Can i fry an Egg in boiling water?
Stacy: Of course not BORBIE!
by Borbzin November 13, 2017
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Boris Johnson

by MORONBORIS July 16, 2022
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life of boris

The slav king,a slavic youtuber that shows us the livestyle of a true slave
by SomeGuyOnTheInternet..... August 5, 2017
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