Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024

The Big Bongo

An incredibly large sum of money—i.e. the whole enchilada, all nine yards, the whole ball of wax. Typically used within, but not limited to, the context of the music industry.

Brad: Yo, Chad. Did you hear about Thad's deal with UMG?

Chad: Yeah man. Dude's chasin' The Big Bongo.
Brad: I just hope he doesn't bungle that Bongo.

Chad: Yeah, I've met a few Bongo Bunglers over the years.

by gooblr March 26, 2024

Clam Bongo

Playing the Clam Bongos is how you excite a vagina by rythmically tapping on the clit and labia with figures in a gentle fashion whilst retaining the enthusiasm and virtuosity used to play bongos.

Clam bongo also includes acts such as flicking the bean when mployeed with rythmic timing.

'He was giving me head, but said I tasted too fishy, so he went on to play the clam bongos.' Complained Stacy.

by Left Foot March 7, 2012

The Bongo Brothers

A goat band.
Zuhan the main guitarist
Jack the singer
Ben the guitarist/singer

The Bongo Brothers are the best band itw

by Akakajbaabbaab November 23, 2021

BONGO

Bitch(es) Of Neutral Gender Origin

“Who’s coming to the party tonight?” “Moss is rolling up with all their BONGOs.”

by polarseltzer69 June 11, 2023

donkey bongos

Something that defies all reasonable explanation.

“The whole town was donkey bongos when the aliens landed.”
“I can’t hang out tonight - donkey bongos.”
“If you’re down for donkey bongos I am too”
“I’m donkey bongos, aren’t you attracted to my light?”

by Dr. Cheez June 25, 2021

Bongo

Something that is self-taught, an expression of yourself, a twist and turn to your ora. It can either shape you, get you what you need, knock you down or help you to get to where you need to go. It’s self explanatory, one either understands it or doesn’t, either way one still understands it. Thin line between swindle and truth, an adorable beautiful thing founded in Enfield. Bongo brings the fun in communication, an international word. An art of trickery in a fun way.

He Bongoed me swiftly into paying him extra.
“Them lot there are Bongo”
“Last time I went there I got Bongoed”
“I can fuck with them they got the Bongo”

by Cisco Bandz March 4, 2024