boned

1. In trouble
2. Out of luck
3. In a less-than-desirable sexual encounter or situation
4. Having a bull's horn halfway up inside your penetrated calf. And by calf, I mean not his baby, but what is between your foot and knee.

Why did they amputate my leg? Because I was boned. Yea, some bull pierced my leg with his horn. Turns out he had rubbed his horn all over a bunch of cow pies earlier that day. Gave me gangrene.

by Beto el guapo March 28, 2008

bones

a piano, keyboard or anything with keys used in a band

Harry on Trumpet, Felix on vocals, and Ollie on bones

by Large Pianist March 23, 2006

bones

Dollar bills. Dollar bills or dicks.

I suck bones for bones.

by Foxhole Atheist July 13, 2005

Bone

a Cigarette
(i hope yall knew that)

"smokin' bones in the staircase"
nas, illmatic

by YoungCali August 24, 2003

No-Bones

A game where somebody yells "NO BONES!" And as soon as they do, everyone who hears it must fall to the ground. The only way you can block it is by crossing your arms and yelling "BONES!".

Boy: "NO-BONES!"
Girl: *Falls to ground*
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Boy: "NO-BONES!"
Girl: *Crosses arma* "BONES!"
Boy: D*** it!

by Dramakingdc December 3, 2010

in bone

the literal translation of the Hebrew expression for "actually".

In bone, I don't think it's a good idea.

by phlegmat March 23, 2005

boning

giving a pedophile a bone so they meet up but when you meet up the police is there and the pedophile gets arrested

dude this instagram porn bot hit me up so im boning her to meet me at the park so the feds can arrest this piece of garbage

by javikanobi November 26, 2018