blind blizzard

When one's scalp is incredibly itchy, despite having used Head and Shoulders shampoo and having no dandruff. Usually used in recounting awkward stories.

Man, I had a bad case of blind blizzard during that last meeting.

by aca_tea January 7, 2016

Black blizzard

Feceiving what is known as a facial for men have from an African-American male

Oh my gosh, Tony gave me an epic black blizzard last night!

by Dick Eli March 9, 2016

tasty blizzard

When you take a pint of Ben & Jerry's ice cream, use it like a flesh light until climax, then put the effected ice cream into a blender and make a smoothie.

My bro was feeling down, so I made him a tasty blizzard to cheer him up. Bros for life.

by KillMeBeforeTheCancerSpreads March 18, 2016

london blizzard

A minimum of four British men all bukkake a woman white the men are all on ecstasy so they will orgasm multiple times each.

"Oi, you hear about those blokes that gave a London blizzard to that slut Tammy Cheshire? Fuckin' spot on the cunt"- Tony
"Shut the fuck up, Tony, you don't sound British"-everyone

by BiologyClass June 13, 2016

steamy blizzard

A male receiving a blowjob while shitting then ejaculates all over the face of the person giving head.

I gave my girlfriend a steamy blizzard last night and her face looked like a ski slope that smelled shitty!

by Hambone1228 July 25, 2017

royal blizzard

A crown of cum and knighting ceremony with erect dick

We went for for ice cream and I gave her a royal blizzard.

by Nindmcnin September 28, 2017

Hicktown Blizzard

when a bunch of dudes sit nude in a circle and a couple girls come over and start shitting on their dicks. Then they ride, or suck them till they jizz. the goal is to make as many of the dudes jizz at the same time as you can. And when all the jizz shoots up into the air, it's a Hicktown Blizzard.

keswick sped: Yo, me and my hoes are gonna do some Hicktown Blizzards with the boys.
other keswick sped: OOOOO can I come??

by bigdaddygay November 19, 2019