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cum blade 

A sword of pure crystalized cum. The most powerful sword ever.
I was about to challenge a level 100 Chad for the position of alpha male but he had the cum blade!
cum blade by Gksloflakfjsakkdk June 30, 2020
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Sizz Blade 

Blizz Spade's much better singing twin sister. HE often sings with Nigel Thornberry, and likes to rant about hamhocks and chitterlings.

It's famous because we all feel sorry for her.
"Hey, man, how's Blizz Spade doing?"

"Hell if I know, I've been listening to her twin brother, Sizz Blade songs about peppercorn nuggets."

"Das wus up homeskillet."
Sizz Blade by SizzleStickMcGhee August 22, 2011

i am become a blade 

A sentence that our beloved Mal tattoed on his back,in Ruin and Rising, he's a little dumb as you can see.
-Idk what to tattoed in my back, I want something dumb.
-I am become a blade. That's dumb.
-I like it

Mount&Blade 

A game, created by Taleworlds, that revolves around the world of Calradia, which has been thrown into war between five different factions. The game revolves around one character and his/her adventure in the land, becoming a vassal, bandit, or whichever the gamer chooses.

The game consists of a world map similar to the Total War Series, and randomly generated battle maps where players can either ride on horse-back or be on foot, and wield axes, swords, bows, and spears.
"I defeated an army of 900 Nords yesterday with only 100 Swadian Knights!"
"What game is this?"
"Mount&Blade dude!"
Mount&Blade by BaldurThor August 25, 2009

whirling blade pitcher 

A blender, something used to blend things. A much cooler name.
Max: Dude, let's make a milkshake!
Dave: Bro, we can't, my whirling blade pitcher is broken.

Fort Blade 

A building for housing hallucinated heinous criminals and offensive sex beasts.
Do you think you’ll end up back at Fort Blade later tonight?
FUCK nah! That place is full of sexual terrorists
Fort Blade by FB Survivor January 24, 2019