birthday treat

A treat to celebrate one's birth day and is usually valid for a period of 7 days before/after the birth date

If your birthday is on 4 th December then your birthday treat for your friends and family should be arranged either on your birthday or within 7 days after/before the actual date. A valid period helps everyone to demand their treat, while helps you avoid social awkwardness.

birthday treat by quack4duck November 8, 2013

Birthday Month 

When one is in the state known as the birthday month. Any month that your birthday is in, And you party or do hell cool shit for the entire month as much as is physically possible.

Have you seen sam this month, No why. She's been a mess everyweekend for the past three weeks, oh dear It must be her birthday month then, we should join her tonight then.

Birthday Month by >--->-G-<---< November 16, 2011

Birthday Blowjob 

On a guy's birthday you get a blowjob. Does not have to be performed by your girl/boy friend or wife but they have to pay for it (one way or another).

Happy birthday buddy! Don't forget your birthday blowjob.

Birthday Blowjob by gee-orgy-oh June 11, 2011

Birthday Rule 

1.The undisputed privilege for someone to ask unreasonable favors of his/her friends on one's birthday. The term seemed to have originated from the right to automatic shotgun on one's birthday but is also applicable in many different scenarios that may include: doing their laundry, driving them around, being their wingman and paying for food.

While the birthday guy may end up looking like a huge douche, the privilege only lasts a day so the other friends can deal with it until their birthday comes around.

2. In rare cases, the term "Birthday Rule" has also been used to satirically justify everyday asshole-ish behavior. This is not quite like the first use of Birthday Rule because the asshole-ish behavior occurred when it wasn't the guy's/girl's birthday.

1. (two friends buying lunch)
Cashier: "That'll be $10.45"
Friend One: "Dude, I can you spot me?"
Friend Two: "Ten Bucks? are you kidding me?!"
Friend One: "C'mon, it's my birthday... BIRTHDAY RULE"
Friend Two: "Ughhh, okay then..."


2. (two friends eating lunch at table)

Friend One: (starring at Friend Two's fries) "Hey Friend Two, look over there"
Friend Two: (cluelessly) "Whaaaa?"
Friend One steals the rest of Friend Two's Fries while he wasn't looking
Friend Two: "You jerk!"
Friend One: "Dude chill, Birthday Rule"
Friend Two: "It's not even your birthday!"

Birthday Rule by Revenge of the Great Gravy February 26, 2009

Birthday poop 

The absolute best, as in more emphatic than "the shit".

You see that dope new Britney Spears video, bro? Yo man, that was birthday poop!

Birthday poop by McArr October 28, 2009

Birthday Blowjob 

When its your birthday you guilt your partner into giving you a blowjob because its your birthday.

I still have you in my mouth from that birthday blowjob that I didn't want to give you last night!

Birthday Blowjob by Novacaine86 May 4, 2010

Birthday Blowjob 

In the US it is customary for a woman to discontinue the practice of fellatio upon wedlock. The birthday blowjob is the exception to the rule and the only real legitimate source of head a married man is entitled to.

Guess what today is? I'll answer for you since your mouth is full... that's right it's MY BIRTHDAY BLOWJOB DAY!!!!

Birthday Blowjob by ThePooch November 27, 2011