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suck a big dead moose cock

A very graphic Canadian insult indicating that the person to whom the insult is being hurled it thought of so lowly that they should do this most disgusting of things normally as it is clearly something their character indicates they would consider normal practice. In other words, the person is disgusting and so are their habits.
esp. heard in rural Ontario when someone says or does a thing to anger their associates they would be told to 'go suck a big dead moose cock'. Also heard as a reply to another insult... i.e. if X says to Y 'your mother wears army boots', Y might be heard to reply with 'oh yeah eh, well your mother sucks big dead moose cock'. And on it goes like that until one of them gets a bloody nose.
by Rob Falla October 29, 2004
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big bear mountain

The most prominent, diversified, and outstanding ski resort in southern California (located in the city of BIG BEAR).

By far the SICKEST place to shred for boarders on the west coast, hands down, without a doubt...

Best known for their 55ft-99ft "GAMBLER" jumps, SUPERPIPE, and an abundant amount of rails, jibs, jumps, etc.
"After riding the freshie pow pow at big bear mountain, I was overdoesed by how many rails and jumps I could it all at once!!!!" -*has minor orgasm from excitment
by ( a m February 27, 2009
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big dick money

n. When your dick is so big it can be exchanged for lesser commodititties.
Samuel: Last night I spent my big dick money on a one night stand with Sally.
John: Big dick money well spent right there.
Samuel: Let's just say that the economy in my pants inflated 69% over the past 24 hours.
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Big Nose Money Stealer

Subtle but not subtle way of calling someone a Jew.
by BallsOutForBantu November 29, 2016
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big pp moment

A moment when something is epic. A small pp moment meaning unepic, pretty much the opposite.
person 1: "Dude my friend bought me GTA V"
person 2: "big pp moment"
by VeuIla September 24, 2020
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big fat monkey balls

When you need to get out of a conversation in the best way possible
Guy: hey wanna go talk about what happened on June 16th 2012?

Guy 2: big fat monkey balls (walks away)
by A huge fucking idiot October 16, 2022
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big black monkey

a scary monkey that is black, can't swim, and fast as fuck
omg that big black monkey stole from me!!!!!!
by KarsCaulk December 1, 2022
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