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Bi-winning

A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".

Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.
Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.

Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?

(awkward pause)

Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?
by MartinSheen March 22, 2011
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bi-winning

Charlie Sheen's response when asked if he was bipolar in a 2011 interview with Andrea Canning.
Charlie Sheen: "I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there, now what?"
by oheckno March 28, 2011
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Bi-Winning

The act of winning both sides Winning here and there
Charlie Sheen: Bipolar WOW what does that even mean
Interviewer: I guess that your in 2 ends of the spectrum
CS:and then what what's the cure medicine? make me like them?...i'm bi-winning i win HERE and i win THERE now what?
by mdrizzledrizzy March 28, 2011
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Bi-winning

to win here and to win there
so you were bi-winning, you were feelin' good, but at the same time dying
by smokincodank March 22, 2011
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bi-winning

1. Winning here and winning there
2. What you may be if you don't know the definition of bipolar
3. Side effect of the drug "Charlie Sheen"
4. Getting 5 movie deals in the last, I dunno, 8 seconds
5. Curing yourself with your brain after almost dying of an overdose of every substance discovered, legal or otherwise
6. Epic and radical
One man: Did you hear how Charlie Sheen demanded more money from that show after almost dying from drug overdose?

Half man: He was winning before that epic run... and now he's winning more? How does he do it?

Charlie Sheen, sprinting by in his underwear and Wild Thing glasses: I'm bi-winning!
by Epicrun337 March 24, 2011
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Bi-winning

Winning on the ultimate level. Winning in more than one place at a time. aka, being Charlie Sheen.
I’m not bi-polar, I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.
by alex_g87 March 17, 2011
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Bi-Winning

The act of being a winner at every end of the social spectrum. Similar to Bipolar, except way more awesome.
Charlie Sheen is not Bipolar, he's Bi-winning.
by GreenLantern8714 March 18, 2011
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