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Bloody beaurocrat

Someone who witnesses a crime, then calls the police before starting a confrontation to prevent anyone being harmed - After or during the conflict, the police will take the suspect into custody with injuries sustained by the one who called. The "bloody beaurocrat" will proceed to write the paperwork for the arrest and make a report.
Saw some bloke smack his bird and a couple of bloody beaurocrats hogged him onto a vehicle and busted him up. They even waited for the cops and sent him packing with rotten kidneys and filed the whole thing... Won't be seeing that guy for a while.
by Mitchell Bloody Coles January 12, 2024
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Meat Bearer

A Deli Worker who is so good at their job that they have been given the title of the “Meat Bearer”
P1: “Hey, John-“
P2: “No, I am no longer “John”. Call meThe Meat Bearer”
P1: “What the fuck
by splatic June 19, 2024
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Torch Bearer

Torch Bearer – A passenger in a vehicle who, in a selfless act of sensual yet sinful seduction, reaches across the center console and holds the shaft of the drivers erect penis as if it is the Olympic torch. Much like an Olympic torch bearer, a firm and steady grip at the base is essential to keep the torch steady and upright.

It can be seen as a silent symbol of comfort, encouragement, and romance — or a diabolical way to exert subtle power over a male BYU student.

It is the vehicular equivalent of soaking.

Torch bearing is one of the main causes of increased interest in off-road driving among unmarried BYU students. When off-roading over bumpy terrain, the torch bearer’s hand inevitably moves up and down—unintentionally, of course. Many BYU students are known to take the long and “adventurous” off-road route when dropping off their girlfriends after a date. During these rides, they can frequently be heard whispering: “Just hold it a little longer… hold it… hoooooold it.”
Jeremy’s body tensed when she reached across the console. Was this really happening? He had heard the legends of torch bearers, but he did not believe they were real. A smile soon spread across his face, Jill was indeed a torch bearer.

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The Jeep’s suspension wasn’t the most impressive demonstration of the night; Caitlyn’s torch bearer skills were on full display. It was clearly evident that she was not lying about the many compliments she’d received on her “excellent hand stability”.

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“I swear, Bishop,” Tyler said, sweating, “it was just a torch bearer situation… we weren’t even parked, I was driving and the trail was just so bumpy!”

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Parker: “Yeah I have done it, let me tell you, when you’re on the Torch Bearer trail you test your suspension…and your restraint.”
The boys: 🫨

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BYU’s off-roading club has unofficially changed its motto to: “Find a trail, bring the torch bearer, make it bumpy.”

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Nothing says, “I know you want to soak with me, but you’re driving and I cannot distract you too much,” like a firm yet caring grasp on his carrot ( penis 🙊).
by Volando Con El Viento April 9, 2025
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Flag bearer

A new age insult for members of the LGBTQ+ community
Don't mind Mark, he's a flag bearer having a bad day
by TheTrueMidMan June 25, 2025
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double-bearelled

1. Having two degrees from UC Berkeley; twice the Cal pride in one person.
2. Playfully, describing anyone who goes all-in twice, like a Bear with both barrels loaded.
1. “He’s double-bearelled — Haas undergrad and CNR master’s.”
2. “She’s double-bearelled — first in the office, last at the party.”
by Bobo the clown September 28, 2025
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Build-a-Beared

This is an informal method of explaining the mummification method used on Franz Xaver Sidler von Roffenogg, the "aristocratic parish vicar" of St Thomas am Blasenstein in the 1700s. In 2025, a CT scan was taken of the mummy, and it determined that the Vicar was embalmed by having materials like wood chips and a variety of cloth inserted into his abdominal cavity via his rectum. This is reminiscent to how Build-a-Bear toys are stuffed with fiber.
Once thought to be a "natural" or "air-dried" mummy, turns out Franz was was Build-a-Beared.
by way out words June 27, 2025
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