asshat

Male version of a CUNT!

Quit being such an ASSHAT! Your kinder to your hat than you are me! Let me ware your hat and put my finger in YOUR ass.

by cmhupp June 08, 2020

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A person who clowns around or who may act like an asshole but dont deserve that much credit

That guy was being a major asshat.

by HotMia October 30, 2018

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A Person, who is so wrong in anything they say or do, that they must've been doing it wrong for the moment they were born - coming out legs first, wearing their mothers as a 'hat', for a brief moment; with a lasting effect causing them to revert to their original state, as stated by the conservation law referred to in Neother's theorem.

That asshat was wrong since he wore his momma for a hat. No wonder he is such a shithead.

by Stillam17 December 02, 2022

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Somebody who sits on another person's head at any given time more than once.

My partner sits on my face during foreplay thus making them an asshat.

by missrhiiirhiii August 14, 2023

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Definition 1: A person who has their head squarely up their own ass, wearing it like a hat.
Definition 2: A red baseball style hat proclaiming "Make America Great Again".

"Look at that asshat wearing that asshat."
"An asshat is included in the Racist Old White Man starter pack."

by Ya_mom May 25, 2017

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