tripped and ate shit

To trip and fall really hard on your back or face.

Dude i just tripped and ate shit so hard
Dude i just fell on my face so hard

by @l3xig May 3, 2022

Ham and egg shift

On back shift or running late for work. Giving time to have a big bacon and egg breakfast.

Ohh here's fat bob, late again. He's on the ham and egg shift today.

by Brutesev August 19, 2023

Hide and go shit

When you sit on the lavvy and suddenly don't need, stand up and leave before the immediate need for a shite. Usually a big runny one after too many sprouts

My stomach was playing hide and go shit

by Andy1986. January 3, 2026

Suck it up and Fuck shit up

A bad ass mentality for a bad ass person. This person can go through hell and back and still be the coolest mf you know

Person 1: “I’ve pitched the whole game, my elbow hurts”
Person 2: “Suck it up and Fuck shit up bro!”

by Cgaudio10 January 7, 2023

men and black that shit

The thing you wish would happen after a really awkward moment, like you could just pull something out of your pocket and make everyone there forget everything.

Totally fell on my face at school the other day, so embarrassing. I wish I could've men and black that shit.

by Justin.Farrr March 3, 2015

I don't give two and a half shits

You really, REALLY don't care about what someone just told you.

Brody: Hey, I just found this really funny video I wanna show you, it's about this-

Ryan: I don't GIVE two and a half shits, alright?!

by MCGONN June 17, 2009

And some more shit

Basically summing up every detail into this phrase.

She’s trippin’! She bout to her swung on and some more shit.

by TeeJayDubDub May 22, 2020