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peanut butter and jelly snatch biscuit

a stinky smell snatch with peanut butter and jelly slathered all over it for a man or woman to enjoy. NOTE: beware of yeast infections!
dude i had a piece of your girlfriends peanut butter and jelly snatch biscuit last night. it was delicious
by [mtn.dew.me] November 9, 2009
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peanut butter and jelly

a nice car that has tan interior and purple grape exterior
my car is candy purple(jelly0 and tan(butter) on the inside
so its peanut butter and jelly
by courtlandjimerson April 21, 2008
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A good ass sandwich that has three pieces of bread with two layers of peanut butter and jelly. Sometimes known to give you deja fat.
Man I ate this good ass sandwich yesterday man.
What the fuck are you talking about.
Double peanut butter and jelly sandwich motha fucka, that shits the shit.
by CHODES September 6, 2007
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nut butter and jimmy jelly sandwich

A super sloppy blowjob when a girl licks underneath your balls and you blow in her mouth.
The girl said she likes to give head so I served her up a nice nut butter and jimmy jelly sandwich...needless to say she gobbled it up!
by enonemouswon117 June 27, 2007
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Once you are done fucking a girl one guy puts peanut butter on his dick and one guy puts jelly on his and they both smack her in the face at the same time.
Philip:Hey Joe, remember when we gave that bitch the peanut butter and jelly smack?
Joe: Oh hell yeah I was hard and sticky for weeks!
by carebear345 May 28, 2012
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peanut butter and jelly asshole sand which

Is when you put jelly and peanut butter in someone's asshole and you insert your penis into there asshole
I want to pb&j his asshole (peanut butter and jelly asshole sand which)
by Prison man June 13, 2014
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peanut butter and jelly

A form of diarrhea that is divided evenly between runny, light brown hued shit, and bloody mucous which, in the correct proportions, produce a substance that is near identical in all but taste and smell to the inside of a toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Peanut butter and jellies are sneaky, disguising themselves as an innocent fart until it's too late. This covert shit often creates an asscrack which is absolutely overflowing in this shit/blood combination, aptly nicknamed a "peanut butter and jelly sandwich".

Peanut Butter and Jelly emits a stench so foul that direct inhalation may cause extensive nerve and spinal damage and, in rare cases, may lead to compulsive vomiting in the presence of actual toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Exercise extreme caution when dealing with a PB&J, and make sure to wear safety goggles at all times.
Yeah sorry I couldn't make it last night. I had a nasty Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich and was up into the wee hours of the morning cleaning up.
by Reginald Vasquzz January 5, 2011
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