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Moist Edgar

A Moist Edgar is the act of taking a shit in the mouth of a man and then using the faeces as eye shadow which results in an emo phase that lasts up to 10 weeks
I just did a fire Moist Edgar
by Ben "Dick Sucker" Tosh April 14, 2023
mugGet the Moist Edgarmug.

Edgar

Edgar is the ultimate Good Samaritan. His love and care are silent, but you know he’s there for you no matter what. Edgar picks you up from the airport, and says the funniest things. Edgars are also the cutest babies when they are babies, and hardworking when they are adults. They’re an exceptional specimen, trust me.
by Employer 1 November 22, 2021
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An Edgar

Someone who is horrible at Rocket League, yet insane at Fortnite.
"BRO HOW DID YOU MISS THAT OPEN NET? YOU'RE ACTUALLY AN EDGAR, GO BACK TO CRANKING 90s IN FORTNITE"
by Lagger1068 August 5, 2022
mugGet the An Edgarmug.

Edgar

A boy who can't get with the rock. No matter how much his friends support him, One named Edgar just can't seem to find the courage to ask the rock for a second time.
Oh you can't get with that girl, you must be an Edgar.
by TheJar May 10, 2021
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edgar

by yeahitzmelizlol November 23, 2021
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Edgar

A small mexican kid that runs cross country and films for basketball games and is gonna be single for life
Were getting a new edgar in school
by Poet6828 February 26, 2022
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Evil Edgar

The worst possible person to ever walk the earth. Literally just pure scum. If I could punch Evil Edgar in the face, I would.
Evil Edgar. Ugh. Again?
by angrypeaman February 13, 2020
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