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alarm clock

A demonic thing that deprives you of what's rightfully yours. A.k.a. sleep
SHUT THAT FUCKING ALARM CLOCK OFF!!
by nigg er face March 18, 2015
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scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.
My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.
by Sandolorian December 12, 2021
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French Alarm Clock

The Act of preforming oral sex on your partner, so as to wake them from sleeping
"the morning after we hooked up, Stacy gave me a French Alarm Clock."
by Alejandro Cabello September 5, 2021
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potato alarm clock

When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.
Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!
by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021
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Alarm clock

The sound of tousands of electronic seagulls being skinned alive in order to wake your dumbass in the morning for a longer day of bullshit
1: I need to be up earlier than I want to be and before I would naturally wake up

2: Set an alarm clock

1: oh yes the only option I have that I still want to reject despite having no other option because I live alone

2: I'm here for you
by Broken toaster January 9, 2018
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Ostrich alarm clock

when the alarm goes off, it’s ostrich time.
hey is it ostrich time yet?

nope, my ostrich alarm clock hasn’t gone off yet.
by ostrichforthewin February 6, 2019
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