A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.
Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?
Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!
Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!
Alternatively…
Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.
Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!
Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!
Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!
Alternatively…
Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.
Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!
by Refenestrated December 28, 2021
Get the The Admiral’s Buttonsmug. A principle of behavior in which an individual deliberately breaks or disregards the established rules, norms, or customs of a culture, not out of necessity or rebellion for change, but chiefly to satisfy personal pride, self-importance, or ego.
Instead of buying a round of drinks after getting a hole-in-one for the bar, Mark invoked the Admiral Rule and stated everyone was else in the bar was irrelevant.
by CommitteeMember6969 September 28, 2025
Get the Admiral Rulemug. The best damn guy on the internet! Most knowledgeable "AvGeek" in Matt's discord server and known for giving "Boops" of affection when he likes someone... Also sucks at spelling. If he requests a biscuit from fellow discord users... Then a biscuit he shall revive.
Guy #1: "Hey did you see that fight in Matts discord? Admiral Boop owned it! Hes the best damn guy on the internet!!"
Guy #2: "If you want to talk planes go see Admiral Boop"
Admiral Boop: "Boop"
Guy #2: "If you want to talk planes go see Admiral Boop"
Admiral Boop: "Boop"
by Admiral Boop September 3, 2018
Get the Admiral Boopmug.