Dabbing Squidward

A meme of a Squidward dabbing during a holiday parade. The man behind the mask is running for president under, "other" as his candidate checkbox. Fill in dabbing Squidward here.

Oh look, Johnny, it is a dabbing Squidward!

by emster_em December 16, 2019

Pulling a squidward

When so many drugs have been consumed that the participant loses all control of their hands and arms and all movments start resembling a squid.

I think you've had enough Martin you are already pulling a squidward

by STELIO. KONTOS. August 22, 2019

Squidward

A handsome, bearded, ethnically ambiguous man with a large nose. He has immense fondness for soups, incredibly POWERFUL laughter, and is often seen with a live animal on his shoulders (most commonly a dog or bird). Despite his name and love of water, Squidwards are actually Earth Elemental. They are also highly resistant to frost damage and weak against Fire Types.

Don't be a grumpy Squidward because of the heat.
Would wearing this dog make you a happy Squidward?
Stop licking that rock Squidward!
Squidward... SOUP

by wesrdtfyguhijokpkjlhuiygtfrt August 22, 2019

Squidward Handshake

When you and your bro air slap your penises.

Pedro and Gary just did a Squidward Handshake in the swimming pool!

by Pedway94 September 6, 2019

Squidward Handshake

When two bro’s slap their penises. Almost like a High Five but with the penis.

Pedro and Gary did a Squidward Handshake in the Pool!

by Pedway94 September 6, 2019

Squidward

The act of waiting for an unsuspecting victim to fall asleep so you can place your testicles over their eyes and hang your dick over their nose. Thus replicating a likeness of the popular television character.

Last night, Isiah got a squidward!

by Reaperparadox September 10, 2019

squidward lookin headass

its literally in the name

whos divjot?
oh yuhh ya know that squidward lookin headass

by #rogang February 5, 2020