Squidward

When the male tucks his balls and penis between their legs having it stick out from the back to receive oral stimulation (ie sucking his dick from the back) as it resembles the Spongebob character Squidward’s eyes and nose.

“She gave me that squidward last night bro”

by Havoc.angel42 July 17, 2021

A Squidward

A person that is being a jackass, very grumpy or not in a good mood.

Person 1: Oh boy. Am I so ready for today.
Person 1: Oh don't be such a Squidward!

by Retarded64 October 14, 2020

Squidward

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by XQB January 8, 2022

Squidward Syndrome

When a person has difficulty stating what colour a character is, such as skin tone or hair. Based on the character Squidward Tentacles as most people say he is blue when the show states he is green.

"Dude I can't tell if my character's hair is yellow or green, this is some serious Squidward Syndrome"

by The Doctor Sex. May 1, 2022

Squidwarding

To tuck your nuts between your cheeks and lay your shaft down a sleeping person's nose

Bro I was squidwarding on Brad and took a pic!

by Jesus003 July 16, 2025

Squidward

mean ass squid that hates his neighbors Sponge Bob and Patrick. Squidward also sucks at clarinet and it's the most horrible sound you will ever hear.

Squidward likes to succ john thicc

by Succ_2o87_Times March 22, 2019

Squidward

Someone who doesn't take their job seriously and has a consistently negative attitude. A Squidward just wants to go home and is contemptuous of anything that may delay that for even a second, or force him to do any work beyond the barest of bare minimums.

The assistant manager at Domino's was kind of a Squidward, but at least he let us take plenty of smoke breaks.

by Sadie Enward August 8, 2025