Zoey

sigh. zoey. this bitch simps like there's no tomorrow. CAN'T TELL A TOXIC RELATIONSHIP FROM A GOOD ONE, STAYS WITH ONE PERSON WHEN THERE ARE SO, SO MANY BETTER OPTIONS FOR HER BUT nOooO. ANYWAY. she likes to make fun of me a lot along with other people and although i love her like a sister, she's just, *sigh*. she's very supportive but istg sometimes i'd like to clock her and impale her with a chair. she can be obnoxious as fuck and i swear, ANNOYS THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOU. she's ok in general ig, 6/10 experience. zoey? i love her. she's? annoying. hotel? trivago. HAPPY READING ALL <3 and urban dictionary, FUCK YOU.

I think Zoey's going crazy again. Anyone wanna join me in clocking her?

by i love zoey though July 26, 2021

Zoey

Hottest and most cool person ever.

Zoey is so cool and hot.

by Finnwhich09 July 30, 2021

zoey mae

literal goddess.

is that zoey mae?? she's fucking perfect

by moira💕 August 2, 2021

zoey

zoey is my lifeline. without zoey, i would not survive. zoey is the sweetest and cutest person to exist, i love him so much. zoey is my favorite person and will forever be my favorite person. they are too nice for this world and deserve to be happy.

have you seen that guy? he's so charming and sweet, just like zoey

by Justyourusualperson June 6, 2021

Zoey

A Zoey is usually pretty gay, and they have trouble telling their friends how they really feel. They also give no fucks on what your opinion on them is. They do talk a little shit and their fav shows are probably, either jane the virgin, grand army, American horror stories, the vampire diaries, or shameless.

why is zoey so fucking hot?

by bitchitsgloria June 20, 2021

Zoey

Literally the name zoe, but with a y sound at the end.
(jokes over)

Zoey is genuinely a really nice girl and will be a very good friend of yours, if you date a Zoey, you're very lucky and people wont stop talking about how lucky you are to have a Zoey.

Guy 1: Did you see Zoey?
Guy 2: Yeah she's so nice, I have a crush on her but I'm too afraid to tell her.

by Specification August 20, 2022

Zoey

Zoey, she is a girl that is funny, thoughtful, pretty, and kind. She is very quiet and doesn’t talk much but as soon as you get to know her she never shuts up. She always put others before herself. She not very athletic but music is her thing. Every time you see her she probably has AirPods in blasting music. She had medium length brown hair that is always in a ponytail and big green eyes. She is a very supportive friend, a zoey will be there for you. She will be a shoulder to cry on, zoey will go to any performance or game you have and be the loudest one cheering you on. Zoeys are smart but likely forgot to have common sense. The are so fun to hang with. If you have a Zoey in your life, cherish her and keep her safe. She is one of the best and most supportive people you can ever meet

Person 1: Why is Zoey so quiet
Person 2: what?! She is one of the most fun and loud people I know

Person 1: …

by bestie_im_dylan May 22, 2022