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Yankee'd Owt 

1.) To be g'd up from the feet up in Yankee colors and/or logos...
2.) but only when they win
I ain't neva gonna see anotha goddamned fuckin person yankee'd owt on a counta they LOST!!!
Yankee'd Owt by imatease October 27, 2003

yankee bidet 

A yankee bidet is created when you are taking a crap in a toilet and the impact of feces with the water causes it to splash back up in to your anus, similiar to a french bidet.
*pushing groaning sounds, then a splash*..
"whoa.. I just got a yankee bidet!"
yankee bidet by Antron January 20, 2004

Yankee wanker jingoist 

An American website designer who doesn't know another world outside of the USA exists - a wanker who designs a form page with obligatory "State" and no other country options
Use two letters to define what 'State' you live in (ie FL = Florida) whereas Cheshire is on another planet obviously designed by a Yankee Wanker Jingoist

Yankee ingenuity

The urge to do something so stupid that nobody outside America would even dream it up.
It took Yankee ingenuity for someone to put pure capsaicin into hot sauce.

Yankee Tankie 

A retard who pretends to be a communist but is actually a fascist. Sometimes referred to as "red fascist".
Person 1: Why does that guy claim to be a MAGA communist?

Person 2: Because he got caught in a cult & now calls himself "Yankee Tankie"
Yankee Tankie by thelure7363 June 26, 2023

yankee candle company 

A chain of retail stores that sells very over-priced candles and other fragrance items (air fresheners, wax melts, etc.). Not only are the prices ridiculously high for such items, the employees constantly stalk you throughout the store, sticking their faces in yours and saying whatever they think will convince you to spend $30 on a candle.
After purchasing one November Rain candle from Yankee Candle Company, Hank realized that he would now need to borrow gas money from a friend.