Skip to main content

Winter’s anus

The dark hole of winter between Jan 2nd and March 1st where no light shines and everything looks like shit.
I’m ready for Spring and beers outside, I’ve been stuck in winter’s anus for too long!
by Bmckeat April 19, 2021
mugGet the Winter’s anus mug.

Winter Scrote

The growing of hair on the scrotum following a period of baldness (possibly following a back, crack and sack wax) so your balls stay nice and snuggly warm.
Christ, it's getting cold out. I may have to start wearing my winter scrote.
by Taffysteve August 20, 2008
mugGet the Winter Scrote mug.

hard-wintering

Derbyshire term which applies to conversation, typically between farmers in the local pub, in which they recount the hardships faced in their profession over the years, often profusely laced with hyperbole.
"That's nowt! I remember back int' '62 when we was working in snow up t' necks digging aht sheep non-stop fer a week. Now that were a winter that were!"

"Ah' quit with yer hard-wintering and get yer round in"
by drbollocks May 22, 2009
mugGet the hard-wintering mug.

winter buddy

a friend of the opposite sex with whom you spend those long winter nights with just to save on the heating bill. sex may or may not be involved
jeff- who was that girl i saw in your room last night?
ben- that was april m winter buddy.
by Willus February 29, 2008
mugGet the winter buddy mug.

winter pouch

That little extra fat you accumulate during the winter that gives you a fat pad, but you let is be because you know it will be covered up by big sweaters etc. Resembles being 3 months pregnant.
Damn it's almost bikini season! Gotta work on losing my winter pouch.
by MADdancer December 6, 2016
mugGet the winter pouch mug.

Winter Titty

A nice large set of titties you can cozy up to and keep warm in during the winter.
Yeah, she thicc but she got some nice winter titty. I'm not crawlin out from between those until the spring.
by kappakappalong January 2, 2018
mugGet the Winter Titty mug.

Winter Wife

When the weather turns cold and sluts aren't out and about. So you find one you can stand for more than two hours. Take her on dates and bang all winter long but you aren't fully committed. Until the snow melts and you get back on your slut banging bullshit!
What's Emily doing here? Dude she's my winter wife!
by Jzezy November 28, 2019
mugGet the Winter Wife mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email