Winston

Winston
Winston is am man who acts like an autistic monkey on steroids that just drank a 12 beers while slowly loosing their sanity to the “wanna break from the ads” saying on repeat. All this happening while he questions life.

Example sentences are:

“That’s such a Winston thing to do.”

“Winston, stfu.”

“Winston is a Winston.”

by MemesIFoundOnTheInternet March 9, 2023

Winston

A bald person whose arms are so short that they can’t reach the sides of his head with a razor.

That winston is built like a t-Rex.

by Mpjmpj November 5, 2025

OVERWATCH WINSTON

THe sickest ape to chase your ass. you dash yo ass around, you look behind and you see a big banana head with a tesla ready to torch your ass
" Bruh, that donkey winston just killed me.

" Overwatch winston slapped me"

by Football vibes October 11, 2022

Pulling a Winston

Getting 0 score in a video game or just sucking at life

Wow that guys totally pulling a Winston
How could you pull a Winston like that?

by Malteser An'Accident Lincoln November 27, 2017

winstoned

Cutting one's nose with the new fiver whilst snorting cocaine

Man i got winstoned last night, I hope I don't get an infection

by re-rezzed May 11, 2017

Winston

The real one

Your such a Winston

by Persontheperson August 19, 2019

Girby orba winston

A phrase used by two fake country boys I seen at carowinds

Dang Girby orba Winston!!

by Bottle eater July 20, 2022