A particularly realistic looking sex scene in TV or movies, in which the actors look like they are actually having sex for real.
by The Sly Trombone July 29, 2019
Some Gay Cunt
by ChingChngWesleyTong November 20, 2018
A low budget school in Sentul in Malaysia. Supposed to be an elite school but our overall grades are horrible unless you're Einstein. Our average marks for internal exams (especially for Math and Add Math) is usually a fail. Got aircon in every class but are all broken. Most clubs have no popularity and fun unless you're in Leo or Interact. Scam. Forces you to go to Boys or Girls' Brigade, which is absolutely boring. There are good teachers (extremely rare) but the bad ones are horrendous if you get them (a 99.9% chance you'll get them). People are nice here but don't expect to find handsome or pretty people. Just don't. Everyone including the teachers look oddly horrendous. Canteen has pretty bad food except the packaged food that they bought from outside. Prefects are funny and charge you for every small offence you make. Very old building also.
Person: Wow, you're in Wesley Methodist School Kuala Lumpur?
Me: Ya
Person: Wow you must be studying all the time!
Me: Yeah no
Me: Ya
Person: Wow you must be studying all the time!
Me: Yeah no
by Dinodaurs March 22, 2022
An international school in Malaysia. The best thing is that students pay their school fees to renovate their toilets but they rarely even use them.
by Freid chciken May 17, 2020
Wesley academy, a crappy private school for bad kids generally kicked out of Peter's township schools or Upper st. Clair schools in the south hills of Pittsburgh PA. There'd sniffing Ritalin they bought off another student which is old mine to them lol. There was no homework and had cigarette breaks where they took us off property to smoke so they wouldn't get busted for us minors smoking. The coach was cool but nome of the faculty besides coach are memorable. So basically it was a school for middle class to rich kids. There was no way to fail out at Wesley. We rode short busses to Wesley.
by Pittsburgh Cali guy December 15, 2022
A sex god. The biggest of dicks. No man compares to the presence of his girthy throbbing schlong. You'd be lucky to lay eyes upon it, let alone experience it.
Man 1: Bro is that guy a Wesley Ng?
Man 2: Yeah man, I tripped over his massive cock just now
Man 1: Holy shit that IS a Wesley Ng
Man 2: Yeah man, I tripped over his massive cock just now
Man 1: Holy shit that IS a Wesley Ng
by EzDrink1 April 16, 2022
When you shove a 260 pack of crayola crayons up your ass while ejaculating in your dune popcorn bucket to game of thrones fight scenes.
Guy 1:bro did you see wesley do the dirty wesley on his tictok livestream?
Guy 2: yeah bro he is so hot and sexy and i love him so much let me kiss him.
Guy 1: Fuck you.
Guy 2: yeah bro he is so hot and sexy and i love him so much let me kiss him.
Guy 1: Fuck you.
by John_Paul_Sydney March 11, 2024